Gutfeld: Team Biden is lying to the American people to imprison his main rival

Trump scores a victory while liberals sit back and spin. A federal judge indefinitely postponed the trial over Trump’s classified records. It was supposed to start at the end of this month, but like my vacation plans with Kristi Noem, that won’t happen.

You remember that case: the sham trial that arose from the classified records investigation masterminded by Jack Smith. The trial should have started on May 20, but due to the myriad of interconnected pretrial issues, Judge Aileen Cannon suspended the whole damn thing. Translation: That case is imploding faster than when my butt implants went diving.

And our instincts about why are correct. The judge’s decision to postpone the trial comes just days after Jack Smith’s own prosecutors admitted that evidence was reorganized after the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago in August 2022.

FEDERAL JUDGE POSTPONES TRUMP’S CLASSIFIED RECORDS TRIAL WITHOUT NEW DATE

The feds said: “There are some boxes where the order of the elements within that box is not the same as in the associated scans… The government recognizes that this is inconsistent with what the government’s attorney previously understood and represented to the court”.

That’s a lot of words to say: “We’re screwed.” Even Obama’s former attorney general, Eric Holder, admits that the entire process simply hasn’t gone well. And that’s coming from a Democrat who looks like Howard Sprague.

And here’s a revelation: The infamous crime scene photo from the raid may be more manipulated than Jill Biden’s education. Think about it. They admitted it in a recent court filing.

Remember, it’s the image the liberal media forced down our throats. All classified documents arranged neatly on the beautiful and expensive Trump carpet. Documents labeled “Top Secret” with varying levels of classification showing just how evil and conniving the big orange Godzilla really was to amass such top secret materials.

The only thing is that those papers labeled top secret were covers that were simply placed there for the photo shoot. Yes, top secret covers. What is this “being intelligent”? Hi guys, we don’t want people to read this, it’s better to make it “top secret”. Yes, while we’re at it, be sure to put “Don’t Look, Amazing Toy Inside” on your kids’ Christmas gifts.

JUDGE OPENS FBI FILES IN CLASSIFIED TRUMP DOCUMENTS CASE, INCLUDING DETAILED TIMELINE OF MAR-A-LAGO RAID

As Declassified’s Julie Kelly first reported, the court documents “conclusively demonstrate that the government used the covers to mislead the public as well as the court. The photo was a stunt, and one that adds fuel to this fire of Dumpster”. case.” It is true that it was more of a staging than a Kilmeade book signing.

So once again, it’s Team Biden lying to the American people to jail their main rival, because if you can’t beat him, put him behind bars. But of course, you can’t fool the New York Times, they published this article just days after the raid, “How the Picture of Top-Secret Folders at Mar-a-Lago Came to Be.”

Yes, it was just one of dozens of left-wing headlines touting the authenticity of a photo that was as legit as those pills I ordered in Canada. In fact, I became shorter.

Now, I didn’t go to law school, but I know tampering with evidence when I see it – that’s how I framed OJ. Of course, as predicted, the Trump-dependent media is in meltdown over the indefinite delay of the trial.

Donald Trump and Jack Smith (Getty Images/File) (Getty Images)

JUDGE THOMAS RAISED A CRUCIAL QUESTION ABOUT THE LEGITIMACY OF SPECIAL COUNSEL’S PROSECUTION AGAINST TRUMP

MSNBC’S JOE SCARBOROUGH: It’s crazy. It’s crazy. A 12-year-old girl who went with her mother to “Take a Child to Court Day,” as a lawyer or something, would have come up with a better decision than the one she came up with. It’s strange… I guess she’s either ill-equipped, extraordinarily ill-equipped, or she just doesn’t care what the world thinks of her. Right now it seems like everything she is doing is to help Donald Trump.

No, God forbid there was any honesty at the end. He is not angry about the alleged manipulation. He is angry that the ruling could help the defendant.

Now, a normal person would be outraged that the government could be framing an American citizen, but in Joe’s mind, the outrage is that this citizen could get justice.

Word of advice, Joe: When you start supporting the law to get your way, you might be the bad guy. “Morning Joe” has now become the “Bonnie and Clyde” of insufferable dip*****.

So while the Florida trial freezes, the New York hush money trial took its scheduled weekly break today, so what are all the players doing? Well, Stormy Daniels took the day off to go to the beach.

A court sketch shows former President Donald Trump’s appearance in federal court in Fort Pierce, Florida, on Thursday, March 14, 2024. Trump’s lawyers are asking Judge Aileen Cannon to dismiss special counsel Jack Smith’s charges related with Trump’s alleged mishandling of classified documents. (Lothar Speer)

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HOUSE JUDICIAL COMMITTEE INVESTIGATES ‘MANIPULATED’ EVIDENCE USED BY FBI IN INVESTIGATION OF CLASSIFIED TRUMP RECORDS

Look, it seems like nothing can take down orange Godzilla. Every crazy crime, every false felony, every false charge. Meanwhile, Biden is hiding in a box next to the Ark of the Covenant, but everything is starting to fall apart, like the plot of a Stormy Daniels movie.

Why would there be four pizza delivery guys?

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So do you notice a trend here?

We were told the laptop was fake, but this photo was real. We were told that spying on the Trumps was fake, but Russian collusion was real. They told us inflation was fake, but those employment numbers were real.

How come lies only go one way: helping one man and hurting the other? And we’re supposed to be too dumb to realize it? Well, maybe if you’re “Morning Joe.”